WINSTON

"Heir of Old Hemp, Terror of Filet Mignon"

CLASS: Border-Supermutt

SEAT PREF: Back-Seat Copilot

PASSIVE: [Window Sniffer] Speed > 0mph grants 100% wind joy; 0mph stoplights induce minor whine debuff.

SPECIAL: [The Filet Heist] Sneak increased by 200% when prime cuts rest unattended on stove.

Embark Genetic Blueprint

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SYSTEM: DCC_V4.0

Vocal Opinions & Pitch Range 8 / 10

Full theatrical range. Thinks he's guard barking, but sounds like an operatic protest.

Herding Instinct 7 / 10

Herds dogs and groups of humans with intense focus. Gentle approach: 0% heel nipping.

Back-Seat Co-Pilot Composure 8 / 10

Elite window dog. Loves cruising, actively protests red lights and stop signs.

Treat Bag Audio Detection 10 / 10

Instantly teleports on crinkle. Answers 'Do you deserve?' with tiny affirmative barks.

Coat Softness & Shedding Output 10 / 10

Luxuriously fluffy. Produces approximately one clone dog's worth of shed per week.

Fetch Reliability (First 3 Throws) 10 / 10

Olympic-grade retrieval speed and energy.

Fetch Reliability (Throw 4+) 2 / 10

Greed/fatigue sets in. Drops toy just within visual range so you can watch him enjoy it.

Stove Infiltration & Manipulation 10 / 10

Master mind-game tactician. Stole 1 raw and 1 cooked filet mignon; caught on attempt #3 via stove squeak.

Nesting & Pre-Sleep Rituals 9 / 10

Rearranges blankets by kicking, growls/barks at bed until optimal, delivers giant sigh, then sleeps.

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Every treat keeps the fluff energized. Surplus treat funds are forwarded directly to local St. Louis animal shelters and rescue rescues.

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